So my taste in music is a bit eclectic and my definition of romantic may be a bit different but here are my recommendations:

Anything off Zero 7’s Simple Things album, but “Distractions” with vocals by Sia is my fave. So hot. That album could get you pregnant.

What are you on about even? Raining on face is literally a term that means crying. My post says I cried. What an odd takeaway from my post. ETA: Seems you might be confused. When people go, “Oh it’s dusty in here!” or something that is distancing from crying. Raining on my face means I am crying. As in, lots of tears.…

Well, it unexpectedly rained on my face. They clearly have so much friend love for each other and really meant something to one another. This is as mushy as a judge can get while doing her job and I’m glad she told him that what she remembers most is how nice he is. Seems like it really touched him and could be a…

Back when I was a kid I remember not realizing that the internet existed OUTSIDE of AOL, so any time my parents left me unsupervised I’d desperately try to search AOL’s file repositories for anything even remotely resembling a naked lady. Unsuccessfully, obviously. (Closest I ever got was that one photo of Teri…

I think it’s very rare that the senders feel put out when a guest can’t attend because of other responsibilities in their life. I’m sure it happens but honestly, I was so glad when my mother’s side didn’t come to my wedding because they all suck.

How is this even a debate. You are only invited if your name is on the invitation. How did kids even start getting included at weddings anyway? It’s the least kid-friendly event ever. Most adults can barely make it through a ceremony without fidgeting, and the receptions are usually an “adult” party. I’m sure I’ll…

Seriously. And it isn't just weddings anymore. Everyone feels like they can bring their kids everywhere, and flies into an insulted rage if you specify a party or event is kid-free. I work hard, and am forced to be nice (lots of times to children), and sometimes I just want to say curse words or get smashed and not be…

Hey, I had a child free wedding at 28, that's prime babymaking years for some. Didn't invite kids, no one bitched, all was well. Don't give up.

So, our Big Public Reason for not inviting kids beyond our two teenage niece (who were sober, and thus, better behaved than most of our friends!) was the expense. Which was legit; if we let every family bring their 2-3 kids...well, the guest list and expense spiraled pretty fucking fast.

You see anti-vaccine memes and ads with crying children a lot and I’ve never really understood what the message is supposed to be. Oh, the kids cry when they get shots so I shouldn’t get them their shots? Should I not do anything that makes my kid cry? Okay. Guess I better stop brushing her teeth and rinsing her hair,…

At one point, 80% of her body was on the floor and she may or may not have uttered the words: “Kara, don’t look at me!”

One of my friends literally leap out of her seat and started clapping during Channing’s performance to “Pony” in the original. These movies have a way inciting involuntary movement.

I’m 36 and have two kids (3 and 6 months). A friend of mine is getting married next year in New Orleans. I’m ditching the kids, ditching the husband, and am off to have the time of my fucking life. Another friend, same exact boat? Same plan. We want a party wedding, damn straight.

Saw it last night with one of my girlfriends. I loved how they were like “You know all that boring plot shit we had to do in the first movie? Yeah, fuck all of that. We’re just here to dance.”

I wonder what it’s like to know that like half the women who see you on the street would drop to their knees and suck your dick no questions asked. I need that kind of power in my life.

JM:

ugh okay this is a subject near and close to my heart - because no offense to anyone, but i don’t like kids. don’t find em cute, most emphatically DO NOT want them at my someday future wedding - which i mean is not completely planned or anything, but i do know the gist of what i want, which involves lots of booze and…

It may have been considered rude in the past to explicitly state “no kids” on the invitations, but this is 2015. People don’t all live in the same town and know the bride’s mom who is traditionally the Chief Disseminator of information of that kind. So if you don’t want kids at your wedding, SAY SO. It’s rude not to,…

Why is even his farting face handsome?