Especially if you were getting paid for said sex.

Why bother, unless your Dad is your pimp.

Whatever differences in child-rearing choices these ladies have made, all their children seem to be well adjusted.

Medium excited or moderately aware??

Will Ferrell, is that you?

1984: 6-year-old twins Neiman and Marcus. For real.

My all time favorites from 1984: twins Neiman and Marcus. For real.

Damn racoons.

Can I have her job, I'm just old and fat enough those boys would bring me to tears then the dough would roll in.

And the price of Quinceaneras are going through the roof.

Don't do it!!!!!

Hearted. And don't forget I don't want to hear you whining when you get divorced in less than one year and complain about how the wedding, sending back the presents and the divorce itself cost you over $50,000.

My cell phone pretty much works fjor overseas calls.

Come on people, I KNOW Rhianna owns more than 12 wigs!!

Whatever happened to lemonade stands and babysitting for the neighbors????

Looks more like a Chinese fortune cookie.

But they still use the same picture as when it was called "Darkie" in the '80s and before. It's a Singapore thing.

Like how they used "Darky" toothpaste in that add. Didn't know they still made that. For obvious reasons.

Been doing that for years. Guess I'm a cat lady.

Better idea? Ban HFCS instead.