Hey, never explain!!!!!

Marriage isn't all its cracked up to be. But' my second (of over 20 years) sure as hell is more enjoyable than the first.

What fool would lease a Porsche to Lindsay?? Or a Ford Focus for that matter.

Elmer's Glue?

That's CERTAINLY a new interpretation of the 1972 Roberta Flack cover of the 1957 song covered by just about everyone in the folk music scene.

I need to see a picture of that little mutt.

So, are My Little Ponies evil?? They look it.

R.I.P Mr. Dawson.

If this is as crappy as the Vizio TV I bought, people should avoid it like the plague.

Steak knives will save the world????

HUH? NO COMPRENDO.

Thanks for the middle finger, Obama.

And Polar Bears NEVER spontaneously combust.

It ain't a schmear unless it's cream cheese!

Chunky is the best.

I'm too old to worry about this shit. However, if I was of child-bearing age, I'd make sure to eat totally organic vegan.

LOL. And an extra LOL to make this comment longer.

True , I'm not quite as astute as that lady.

What fresh hell is this???

Huh???