My thoughts exactly. Lady needs serious help.

I have had my 'satan' cat for twelve of the longest years of my life. Luckily, he shits outside.

No, the rest of HIS life.

Pretty much, and you get hearted for that.

CAIR?

Sorry, we don't actually have trees here. Its a barrier island and any tree is short enough for a coyote to jump into. That's how they got the peacock. I put 'satan cat' into a crate at night on our raised deck.

Would you want to adopt 30 coyotes?

Pork or pig. It's your call.

I live in an area where coyotes stick their noses through the fence, stroll around in broad daylight and pretty much shoot the middle finger at us daily; and still the cat lives. Go figure. :)

Really, it's hard enough clipping my puppies toes without the added hassle of painting them. And killing the squirrel would make me take them to the groomer for a scouring.

Cute story and for that you are hearted.

Gadzooks, did they dye that puppy purple?

You were right. That many catz, some must be feral.

Shit, I have problems taking care of one cat. For some reason we never bonded and I keep hoping coyotes will eat him. This hate/hate relationship has been going on for 12 years. Will he never die !!!!!!! Of course, he hopes coyotes will eat me. Dream on shit cat.

Bill, Bill, Bill, .... some things never change.

I'm pretty sure Old Sam is rolling in his grave with what his family has done with that franchise.

That's cute.

My puppy, Mijo, does that for free. And unlike this kitteh, he isn't marking his territory.

Don't they have any WalMarts in West Tennessee?

I don't want to sound racist but Cricket won't take my credit card. Why do they insist on cash?