She tries SO HARD with her videos and her public appearances, but she comes off as cartoonish instead of artsy and her visuals never match her bad, basic pop music. Remember that dumb cube hat she wore to an awards show a few years ago? It would be like The Backstreet Boys appearing in full on late 70's punk gear.…

I wonder how many rejections to job offers this administration gets? Humor me here, but you’d assume these types of dipshits aren’t their #1 choices for these roles, right? I mean, at the point, having “The National Organization for Toddler Smoking & Puppy Murder” probably looks better on a resume than “The Trump…

Remember that 45 is a malignant narcissist bully. He would never force someone to resign when he can get off by firing them in a very nasty and public way. It’s the only way he can feel truly powerful. Even being president can’t fill the huge gaping hole in his soul.

If this were the Middle East, it would go something like, “Despot who wins in unlawful election fires head of feared mukhabarat (secret agency); family consolidates control over the country. International observers decry leader’s decisions and calls for democratic elections.”

Say hello to Director Tiffany!

And, Sally Yates just handed them their asses - so now smoke and mirror time with firing Comey.

True. But I couldn’t handle being that close to trump even as a fly.

He absolutely deserved to be fired for what he did to Clinton. But let’s not kid ourselves that he was fired for that reason. He was fired because Trump is afraid that Comey is on to something. This is beyond Watergate levels of corruption. We need a special independent prosecutor to oversee that investigation. …

There was an earlier moment in the Cruz/Yates exchange that really pissed me off and makes Yates’ response so much more delicious. Cruz asks Yates if she was familiar with 8 U.S.C. 1182 and she says “not at the top of my head, no.”

Not to one-up you, but I went to a federal military academy, and I feel the most virulent and intense hatred towards this man.

But the hands will get MUCH larger...

Steve Bannon once referred to liberal-minded women as “a bunch of dykes that came from the Seven Sisters schools up in New England.”

I. Adore. Spy. Absolutely. I never considered it being a show, and now I find that I need it in my life.

So... no Spy show? Damn.

There is a great This American Life podcast concerning this topic, one of their best last year. A woman talks about how she lost a very significant amount of weight and how that drastically changed how people acted towards her. She couldn’t believe it. She dated a guy she met at her condo building party and he said…

Jesus Christ. With the number of rape victims who gain eating disorders as coping strategies why on earth would you take this route?

Ahhhh...the Soup with Joel McHale....the good ol’ days....

Having a least favorite Kardashian is like having a least favorite STD.

Eh this is the internet so it won’t be popular to say but losing 10lbs of fat and gaining 5lbs of muscle generally makes people (myself included) hotter