They’re not talking about summer jobs here...

Or yanno, not force literal children to work their childhoods away.

It only seems rational, but Tesla is down far more than it should be.  It’s kinda obvious that Twitter is Elon’s albatross.

P/E of 50 with hot off the press brand image problems, demand problems, and a CEO that just went full retard and might get margin called forcing him to liquidate approximately 15% of TSLA? A bargain?

For that growth stock analysis to work, Tesla would have to have a path to accumulating something like 25% of the auto market. Tesla has never been valued in a way that reflects the reality of how many cars it can actually build and sell, and at what margin. That’s why Musk constantly has to invent imaginary business…

“oh man, this rational take is NOT going to be well received here. but i’ll give you a star without verifying anything.”

“after the disclosure was announced, Tesla shares fell by as much as 3.5 percent premarket, though it is up 1.6 percent as of this writing”

You have some valid points, a lot of tech stocks are way down YTD, and while the Nasdaq is down about 30% and the Dow only 10%, you’ll find that a lot of the big tech companies are all down significantly more.

Once the world’s riches man . . . now just a Jerk with a red Thermos.

On the other hand, just image naming them all. Dude has run out of Arabic characters, Cyrillic characters and Emojis by now and will have to start naming his kids using Runes or Elvish letters or the like soon.

Mary Barra might be Elon’s boss before too long when GM buys it.

Get back to me in 10 years. I guarantee you’ll be wrong.

The frame of reference is important.

Amazon just returned to its pre-Covid value. Makes sense with the health realities of not having isolation behavior combined with a slowing market.

Think of the tax deductions though.

He’s going to kill the goose that lays golden eggs in order to save a digital shitpile.

How many broken promises can a guy make before the shareholders ask the board to remove him? Im sure it’s full of lackies, but how can he argue this is in the best fiduciary interest of the company?

Here is to hoping that Elon has a similar experience at some point in the future.

To be fair, if I had 973 kids from 537 women I might struggle for cash flow for all the child support payments.

When I visited Vietnam in 1993, you landed, and were suddenly informed that your visa needed two pictures, and if you didn’t happen to have them, you could conveniently have them taken right there for $10 US.

Then again, my most expensive meal in 2 weeks, was $6. I’m guessing that’s changed.