This girl raised to believe that her role was destined to be a wife and mother,

I think if you put a Kentucky Colonel hat and tie on it, you’re there

Ugh. These women embarrass me. Too bad they’re not capable of embarrassment themselves

Tale as old as time...first person does the hard work, second person gets the credit when things improve

Ramadan moves from year to year, so I don’t think they’ll necessarily care that much. I remember a few years back that there were stories about the Dearborn HS football teams playing during Ramadan and how difficult it was to do on empty stomachs

Also should point out that Hazel Park is commonly known as Hazel-tucky around these parts, although it is gentrifying these days because houses are cheap there. 

as a good friend of mine once said, Livonia is Analville spelled backwards (her inlaws lived there)

Someone more talented than me has to be able to draw a cartoon ol’ Tom Cotton

I’d be OK with them getting the virus because Darwin and all that, but they get it en masse and increase the chances of mutations. Can all the anti-vaxxers just move to Wyoming or something? 

that some slaves never wanted to leave theIr plantation because it had become their home

Wait till her “faith based organizations” give her a warm torch and pitchfork welcome. Not a lot of those clubs gonna let you in, Cait

I’m in the greys there, but I did comment that they should ask someone at Jalopnik about Teslas :)

It was more of a “look at Stevie, good for him in his autonomous Tesla” thing. A car so amazing, even Stevie Wonder can drive it. 

There are cameras in the car that monitor the drivers eyes, even through the sunglasses,

also re: stevie wonder—TESLAS ARE NOT AUTONOMOUS VEHICLES. They market the system as Autopilot and it is NOT. Go to Jalopnik, it’s just a few tabs over, and there is a wealth of information about Tesla’s idiocy to be found.

And I’m actually a bit sad about this divorce. It seemed like those two had a genuinely warm and respectful relationship, and I hate to see long term marriages end like that.

Add decades of deliberately sowing mistrust in government systems,

In an ideal world, I’d have a Karmann Ghia convertible as a toy car, and it’s about half as powerful than that Escort. But of course it would never see highway speeds.

tons of them around here. They are bigger than I had anticipated. I really like the colors I’m seeing on them. 

Gonna need a list of those VINs