A comedian did a bit about his teacher telling him that Michigan’s shape is because God was resting and that was where his hand touched. He followed up with “so, Florida...” 

Those little packets are a quarter, or 20 cents if they’re on sale. I’m limited for storage space, so I am OK with paying a skosh extra

I prefer food grade citric acid to vinegar.

Ha, I did that to my boss way back when. Car wouldn’t start, he was spraying starter fluid into the carb and I thought he said “crank it”. He didn’t. His mustache got just a bit singed. 

Workshop Diaries. Haven’t seen it yet myself, but I do like him a lot 

Hmm, I’m a geek. I try to catch Autoline most Sundays, or later online. It’s more current industry-focused so it doesn’t really fit your “enthusiast” bill.

Have you checked out Edd China’s latest yet? 

Have a read, for example, of this New York Times story talking about the Obama standards in 2012. Most every automaker back then was completely fine with them!

Excellent Troy Barnes!

The question then becomes - do fire departments know this exists?

Yeah, I figure if someone is that cavalier about their money, it’s on them. 

Our 2016 Grand Caravan generally gets 17+ mpg in the city, and much much better on the highway. But ours has a 3.6, not the 4.0

Mustangs and some of the current Audis with sequential turn signals are very cool.

Why did the fire department decide that 32k gallons of water was appropriate for what is basically a chemical fire? Are they receiving training on putting out battery fires? Will a lithium ion battery fire operate the same as a lithium fire? Cause if it will, water would be *bad.*.

Hitler does not need people going “he loved dogs!” (He did, too.)

Fake Communion wafers for devout Catholic kids

If you change channels on your Xfinity remote by punching in the channel numbers, the screen will admonish you that it’s faster to say it into the remote. Very annoying and frequently wrong. 

I figure if the Lexus made it there, it should be good for a short drive. 

Well, the engine should have at least a couple thousand miles before it implodes. 

I was going to send him to the Trainwreck in Burlington. Or if he’s REALLY hungry, Mr Ts in MV.