Ummm New York state law REQUIRES that DWI checkpoints are publicly posted ahead of time. Both time and place.

I work for a bank, in IT. The amount of work it takes to ensure that your money is available when and where you want it is basically my full-time job. I maintain dozens of servers whose only job is to take files of transactions, requests, payments, etc. and move them to other servers where they are processed and the…

Couple hundred million in assets and absolutely zero business continuity planning.

Begin with the fact that the suspect had a criminal record and was apparently on parole. If that’s the case, then he is not afforded the same legal protections as someone who is not in the system. All of these law enforcement agencies should have coordinated better. Saying that subpoenas have to be acquired and things…

I bet the strip clubs in Manchester fucking suck, too. No one wants some chav named Becks when you can have Atlanta’s finest.

Jesse also hosts the Holiday Baking championship/Spring Baking Championship on the food network. He’s so dreamy.

The fucked up thing about this is Sterling is one of the best English attackers, period. He should be celebrated as a national hero, instead, he gets racist bullshit thrown at him. Then again, from the country that brought us Brexit, I shouldn’t be surprised.

The year was 1988. I cane home from college and went to a local semi-pro hockey game. They were running a promotion where three people were chosen to compete to win fried chicken by shooting pucks into an empty net. My program # was chosen.

Jesus christ. I’m a white guy. Another white guy family member tried giving me the whole “democrats framed a good man” diatribe last week and I just shut that shit down immediately.

At a college football game last year, surrounded by mostly other white people, this chubby vanilla maga hat type sitting next to me…

Listen, I don’t know you and I don’t know when you are punching walls, but I want you to know this: even if YOU “know” you’d never hit a woman, if you are punching walls when you get angry and your partner is in the room, you are being fucking abusive and scary.  My ex used to punch walls when he got angry with me and…

I’m working the booth at an event a few weeks back, and as happens, I start some small talk with a man and a woman at the booth next to mine. It’s your basic stuff: where do you work? How old are your kids? How do you like your job? Etc.

It’s never the woman you know either. It’s never the opinionated, happy-seeming, confident woman being abused. It’s never the happy mother, the dedicated wife, the accomplished physician. That woman would never be abused. She would stop it. She would not put up with that kind of thing. Her upbringing didn’t…

He’s more of a bowler, I guess.

FBI Agents 1 and 2: [arrest Bell]

So many people do not understand the risk he takes by playing without having that longterm guaranteed money. The hundreds of people commenting on his posts about how he screwed them because they drafted him with their 1st round fantasy football pick is frankly disgusting. Who gives a shit that you drafted the guy, if…

Everyone at the game knew what he was doing the second he reached under that pad and they fucking loved it. It was a fun bit of fan service and the entire fox broadcast crew can be sewn together in a human centipede ouroboros and eat shit forever for all I care. 

Reminds me of this moment in the Ravens locker room:

Speaking of that, $20 says Chris Kluwe shows up to their meeting tomorrow and starts breaking people. Foot people gotta stick together! 

As a lifelong pro wrestling fan, I am in full support of silly costumes and dressing up while performing feats of choreographed athleticism

“He joked about answering the door naked and then did it. (He told me he was going to, but I honestly didn’t think he would do it.) I was extremely uncomfortable, and he knew it.”