There’s a lot going on here, and it’s all over stealing signs.

Disparaging a player for being a piece of shit domestic abuser is always ok. It’s an ethical cousin of the rule “it’s always ok to punch a nazi.”

Is his future NCAA eligibility really a concern at this point? A dude with no pro prospects (he’s playing for a team that Vanderbilt considers a creampuff) just took a critical head injury on a supposedly routine play. Even if he survives (currently very much in doubt) and recovers, this has got to be a career-ender…

I thought he meant Adam & Eve the erotic clothing/dildo store which is an odd place to tell HS students to shop.

Oh, it’s sketchy as fuck. 

Former teenage boy and frequent wearer of athletic shorts here.

The most disturbing thing about this is he thinks the creation of Adam and Eve were “the beginning of time.”

This is a total guess but I’d bet that most armed robberies happen with the perpetrators never intending to use their weapons. I think most people don’t want to add murder to their rap sheet. It’s purely for intimidating people into giving you their money. 

I mean, players look to their box all the fucking time. This happens in every match. You don’t need to have an eagle eye and be paying attention only to the coaching boxes to catch it. And this didn’t seem all that blatant. It was a little hand movement that Serena may not have even seen. You don’t HAVE to make that…

This is all so stupid. Serena reacted poorly. She also reacted as probably 95% of athletes would react to an ump enforcing such a routinely violated and rarely enforced rule. I have watched a lot of sports, and nothing about Serena’s conduct was anywhere near what would generally be considered unacceptable for most…

Yes, these tweets definitely convince me that Zach Smith would never lose his temper and act rashly or try to intimidate the people around him. Clearly Zach Smith is a calm individual who only speaks or acts after much thought and careful deliberation about how he will affect others.

I live near him. He does live in complete isolation. He literally never leaves his house. And I agree. He’s despicable. What he did to Elizabeth, disowning his own daughter, letting a staff take the fall, trying to get a dirty diaper to do a DNA test... Despicable. His poor kids, including the most recent one. I feel…

I used to freelance for American Media, and one thing you learn around there is the stuff they have on people that they DON’T publish, which they use as leverage to keep writing about a person (“you might not like that we’re saying this about you, but try to stop us and we’ll write about this much bigger thing we have…

Somewhere John Edwards stares sullenly into a beer.

Hard Knocks should be there all season long in the same capacity as the film crew in The Office. I’d pay $10 to stream that series. 

Wilmington. I don’t mind the weather - it’s that the backwards assholes are multiplying at an alarming rate and fucking things up for the rest of us.