I have always hated that! As if they’re the first one to have ever mentioned online dating to you.

Yeah, sometimes the dog isn’t enough and I’ll shamelessly pay for a massage to get some human skin-to-skin contact. It’s very soothing, both because, well, MASSAGE, and because it’s just nice laying there and having someone pet you, more or less. It makes me quite envious of the dog.

I can’t even watch people kiss on tv. Hurk.

The ones that told you to lose weight can go fuck Ted Cruz.

Well, the thing is, you aren’t alone. In this particular pain, you have a shared experience with countless others (myself included).

Or she’d rather be able to talk about it openly without being made to feel that her feelings are wrong. There’s nothing worse than trying to be honest with someone and they dismiss your feelings because they don’t line up with what they think you should feel. I really think she’s looking for understanding and…

Except Aimee doesn’t sound happy about it at all. She sounds miserable as hell, like being alone is not something she wants but something she must get used to. Resigned to her fate so to speak.

My single life has been entirely voluntary, and I’ve never been anything but upfront about being a single virgin in her 30s. People get used to it. Occasionally my sister moans about how much she wants to be an aunt, but that’s because her kids are just a hair too young for her to push for grandchildren and she’s…

Thank you so, so much for this. At the age of 35, it has been over 3 years since I have been in a relationship and I feel as though I am done with dating. I’ve realized that I don’t mind being single and I would rather spend my time on things that make me happy rather than spending countless hours searchingly through…

This really speaks to me. All of it. But for me it’s been six years without sex or even a kiss. (same amount of time single) The life celebration? YUP! I’ve thought about that a lot. That there will never be an event which all my friends will make 100% certain to attend for me. I’ve tried dating websites and found it…

I’ve never identified with a Jezebel post so much. I’ve been single for 15 years (I’m 30), not for lack of trying. I’ve given up trying to talk to my friends and family about how much it sucks and how much I’d love to have a partner because the reply is invariably “try harder. Lose weight. Join a club. Lower your…

Because there is still a stingma. You have to be in relationships and procreated by a certain age, or you are a looser or there is something wrong with you, and no one cares that you are happy being alone.

I think everyone should stop making shit up...that goes for presidential candidates and ‘news sites’ too.

To my fellow minorities and marginalized folks:

Ugh teenagers, please stop making stuff up. You will get found out, and it will cast doubt on all the legitimate incidents of hate crimes post-election.

They do, don’t they? We have got it all wrong with what dinosaurs sounded like, too. Scientists have recently found that dinosaurs sounded very different to what people originally thought. For example, the T-rex didn’t roar. But they didn’t coo like babies, they could only rumble and hiss! This is because they didn’t…

IKR? Possums are awful sounding too. Australia....damn.

At this point, I seriously don’t care about hypothetical unrest. Gore didn’t fight for the 2000 election because he wanted to be nice, and we got Bush. Not sure any “unrest” would be worse than the death toll from the Iraq War. I feel even stronger about it this time around since Turmp is fucking vile.

Well past the $1.1M Wisconsin threshold now. Only $350K to go for Pennsylvania, whose deadline isn’t till Monday.

YAAASSSS this is so exciting!