THIS, is genetics....Dad and daughter - same EXACT wide slavic bone structure and big lips, broad faces, no filler needed:

I may be whacked out, but it's for the right reasons, not because I'm mad at the world and the beautiful girls in it because I look like a monkey's crusty asshole.

Well, you're proving my point then aren't you? lol

Now I know you really are a wacked out Jen hen, you weirdos have been floating this cropped off picture of Angelina in 2009 twisting her neck around, straining to laugh at something Brad said for years. Really are you THAT mad, Maniston looks like David Spade's older brother? Get a grip.

Yet I bet they orgasm and you never have. LMAO No seriously, there was a study done that said women who read romances knew how to orgasm while their more big mouthed scoffing superior than thou so-called worldlier (right) peers who boastfully fucked busloads, couldn't/didn't. lol That, was really the saddest of all.

No, the original 50 Shades was NOT about an adult vampire and a highschool girl. I wish people would realize that just because the topic and subject matter is FOS that doesn't mean you need to pull it out of your ass too.

Yes, because erotica is not "accessible,' to all the little cloistered pent up nun-like womenz. What is this clueless dumbfuckery you speak? You're as bad as the patriarchy press and their 'mommy porn,' tryna stereotype a bitch. There are crack ho's sucking dick on the corner who've read 50 shades and seen Twilight…

Truthfully, I think people were disappointed in the casting, as they probably imagined Pattinson in the role - that said, they'll still see it big time, doesn't matter who's in it.

It's popular because it IS a fucking formulaic romance dim wit. It's Twilight re-named, per the author that EL whatever woman. If it was just fucking porn, no one would give a fuck. Seriously, is everyone homeschooled these days?

I think Dakota Johnson can act from the trailer alone. She's as talented as her Mom.

You sound more demented than she does. She's really just trying to school you. It's fine if you want to bitch bite Angelina Jolie, a lot of inadequate ugly women do...(see Chelsea Handjob), but do it for something that doesn't make people scratch their heads and look at you like your Jennifer Aniston's head…

That's why I think if not for Solange, and the possibly ugly goings on inside her marriage being discussed ad inifinitum, they would probably not split.

Bingo. +1

It went public, so it was extra humiliating. Not saying Bey couldn't be hurt by Jay cheating the 1st, 2nd or 3rd time it happened...I think she went into it eyes wide opening. She certainly looked non surprised and nonplussed on that elevator. I think she is a-ok.

You need to re-read the post. There's a LOT of things in between passionate 50 shades of eternal Twilight Luuurrrve match and...sham marriage, sweetheart. They were incredibly in like with each other, affectionate, best friends and there was genuine love there. It's ridiculous to suggest a woman or a man, who …

Oh wow, we're sharing a brain today. +1

First let me say I do indeed think there is trouble, and they will probably split in coming months.

What's with that hairy white fuzz on Charlize's jawline in the profile pic? Is that just bad photoshopping, someone trying to hide a jowl or what?

Nope, still not funny. Gawd, even your gifs are boring as fuck. Are you a recent immigrant to Canada from unfunnyasfuckville? You shame old school chucklehead Canucks everywhere. You need to ask yourself WWMSP (What Would Martin Short Post?)

Sorry, don't get the point of your clip there Monique Lisa. But I'll take a wild guess...as a Canuck who's clueless about racial politics/dynamics/history in the U.S., ala Justine Biever, your ignorant and impotent — you get some strange thrill at 'race' baiting - so having scrolled through a few posts of mine you…