misobutterandlobster
misobutterandlobster
misobutterandlobster

Dude, she was going through a transitional period. Have some respect.

Do not underestimate the Lighteaters! They are legion!

Scientology.

How did people as bland and commercial as Will and Jada create those two human non sequiturs?

They should totally wear the 90210 dresses.

i mean it’s literally been less than a week since he even existed so i think it’s fair to say some people don’t know about him yet.

“I was really excited to dress up like Elsa from Frozen for Halloween. My mom dressed me up like Jane Austen instead, and sent me trick-or-treating with a basket that had so much decoration hot glued onto it that at weighed 11 pounds and couldn’t actually hold any candy. Also, it was made out of jars.”

They all know she is a lesbian so none of them are threatened by her being physical with men.

Aside from the absurdity re: gender, it’s adorable that someone thought a recent MFA needs a full-time manager.

More like the recent MFA needs someone to help fill out welfare applications and letters to student loan companies asking for extensions.

not unlike Jurassic Park: spared no expense, hired one single IT guy.

Are all of her photos posed so she is looking adoringly at him?

How many “adoring wife” photos can Band Wife Laura Gummerman post?

She must not read Gawker.

Sure, Kirsten.

I’d rather see “child of a Pinterest mom”.

I thought Kendall was having Scott's love child

KOURBIE

The truest truism ever.

Flattering white jumpsuit are three words that have no.business in such close proximity to each other, unless of course you are talking about Barry Gibb or the 6 Million Dollar Man Steve Austin. Or the Pope.