NOPE. This is the genuine celebrity gossip I was raised on before Real Housewives, Teen Moms and their ilk diluted stuff.

My first thought, but I think he’d be too young.

Yup.....I immediately thought of yesterday’s blind item.

hes too young for the time frame they were talking about

Isn’t Pitt too young for that to be him, though? I feel like he wasn’t a big enough star in the Eighties.

Oh DAMN.

Goddamn Laura Wasser is career goals.

You do you, girlfriend. I don’t get it, but your response made me lol! :)

Why don’t you watch over him to keep him safe, too? I mean, I get that you left this comment to normalize watching your ex on surveillance, but instead I’m left a bit unsettled...

My dream every Friday at 5pm is to go home and not be seen again until I go into work on Monday.

So he’d already paid for the pizza?

You seriously think an ex-boyfriend having and monitoring security cameras around his ex-girlfriend’s home -- when she is married to someone else and they are definitely broken up -- is a normal, fine thing?

No shit. I didn’t set foot outside my apartment from Monday until Friday last week, and I only went outside Friday because I knew I had some eyeshadow waiting for me in my mailbox downstairs. I regularly get home Friday evening and hole up until Monday morning when I have to go to work. It’s one of my favorite things…

24 hours doesn’t seem like an alarmingly long time to stay inside. My neighbors would be calling the police on me during every Law & Order marathon

We will all be actually dead if it is Tom Hanks.

Please don’t let it be Tom Hanks, which was the name that sprung to my mind. I’d die inside.