Yeah! Kill him! Killing humans is what you want!!

As do dishes. I did not use that many bowls!

I can’t help but feel like Ariana Grande is really the name of a font.

Her outdoor furniture is more expensive than my indoor furniture.

#FreeLittleMissFlint

My first thought: does she want us to hate her?

Actually, its all penile muscle.... That is where he gets his incredible stamina...

Are you implying that future President-For-Life Donald Q. Trump has any fat on his body? I’m sure he’s 100% muscle. Scratch that, 110% muscle.

A lot of very, very smart people are saying that. They’re the best people. Believe me.

A lot of people are saying that you are doing the lord’s work. Some people...many people.

In fact, #manypeoplearesaying just that. Who are these people? I don’t know, but there are many of them.

Some people say that it’s difficult for Trump to release his actual medical records because they’re buried in a warehouse in New Jersey, along with his tax records and his NAMBLA membership card. Some people are saying that.

Not really. It’s choosing between the flu and stage 4 brain cancer. Yes, both can kill you, but one is a much better option.

I LOVE Larry on Curb — not one ounce of hate from me. I actually agree with him about 50% of the time. Love Archie Bunker, too, without the “agreeing with him” part.

She can state all she wants. The show doesn’t show it.

Men are better equipped to talk about this issue then women. They can stay objective and unemotional about it.

I know all the things about Jersey Shore. Can’t remember my password for my work login on most days, but the history of Sammy and Ronnie... that I know intimately :/

This is our safe Jersey shore zone.

And just a thought but, I don’t think making yourself look younger means you have aged gracefully. It means you haven’t aged, or at least your face hasn’t appeared to age. If we, hypothetically were to see a little girl but then find out that she is in fact 40, would we say she aged gracefully? No, we would say she…

My last meal WILL be pasta.