You know what? I went and looked at last year's list and saw that #1 was a baby. So...I might not take this all that seriously then.

What do you mean? Obama's Muslim.

Gaahhh. It's one thing to write out/work out your CHARACTER'S backstory while you're preparing; that's legit Method. YOU DO NOT GO OUT ON DATES AND TRY TO FOOL YOUR DATE INTO THINKING YOU'RE FROM PERTH, AUSTRALIA. Unless, of course, the character you are playing is both from Perth and a raging sociopath.

In 1976, a young Dustin Hoffman was shooting one of the biggest movies of his career - Marathon Man. (...) To put himself in the mindset of a man losing control Hoffman didn't sleep for days at a time and let his body become disheveled and unhealthy. Finally, after all this work Hoffman notices his co-star Sir…

It's been hitting me pretty hard lately that getting my MFA was one of the most stupid fucking things I could have ever done. I'm 32. Yeah, so, maybe a little slow on the accepting reality part. Also, just ended a long-term relationship with no intention of starting to date soon while also wanting children.

I ate half a dozen eggs for dinner.

Aniston's trainer gets her to run by dangling a stable, committed relationship in front of her. It remains elusive but her body is amazing.

Yep. It is so frantic and muddled. Couldn't get through it either.

Same. My old lady eyes had to give up... Too manic, too many all caps, too many asides, too much Ikea Monkey. I felt like walked into a conversation held by caffeinated teenagers at the mall.

Oh thank you! I was reading all the praise in the other comments, while I was sitting here going "I could only make it through the review of InTouch before quitting. There are a couple quotes that made me smile a little, but overall it was just too much.

Not once have I ever meant, "ducking." Not. Once.

GREAT NOW I NEED TO FIND A FUCKING BABY!!!!!!!!

She's not even IN prison yet.

I hate pretentious dogs.

You're overselling yourself; it'll appear desperate.

I have trouble believing you are real.

I make it with coconut milk. Boom.

That's the trump card. You can't play it right away. If you let the ladies know you own your own house from the jump you show your hand. Let it be a nice surprise after you tell them how you've never murdered anyone.

I'm starting to think that Mila Kunis is going to be pregnant forever.