I will stipulate that there is something wrong with her and she needs to seek professional help, but screw you for putting "no daddy' on blast. Like I love how you conveniently left out the second part of that chorus that goes " Ya'll think cuz these jeans fit, I would give it up" Also you didn't give the context of…

Gorgeousssss.

There's a lot of humanistic projection going on in the 'it's nature's way!' argument. Fact is, viruses are simply another form of 'life', and simply exists as is. It lives, propagates, and dies, just like every other living thing does. Viruses have certain impacts on other biological life forms, and that's just how…

I can't believe that everyone else is hung up on the meat and not the creepy stalker vibe. Is Adam Levine trying to build a fan base of creepy stalkers?

Match and OkCupid. Not that it's worked out particularly well yet, but I'm holding out hope.

...What does that mean? I do not know how to kinja (other than commenting with this burner account) ... :/

That's awesome! I had no idea those existed!

That's what you call it. Ghosting. I have been trying to put a name to it ever since someone did that to me almost three years ago. We met in person though (aka not online) and had mutual friends. I have friends that still talk to him and I desperately want to know how they can be friends with such a huge asshole.

You guuuuys!! I'm turning 30 next Friday and dammit, I feel great. I resolved not to go into my 30s with trepidation and take the initiative to start exploring my creativity. It's been a good last two years of my 20s and to celebrate, I'm going to Seattle!

I did a 'stupid' thing. I wanted to find & listen to new releases of music and typed 'new music' into YouTube. I feel violated. Awful stuff & truly horrible.

Like you don't have a biased opinion, Mister Atomic.

I hope beyond all hope that Jennifer Aniston secretly has a brood of twelve children, all in hiding. She will parade them out, one by one, on their eighteenth birthday's as a giant fuck you to all of these tabloids. Or that she just doesn't want kids and that's cool too.

"So, just to reiterate: the Duggars are forbidden from making bodily contact with men until married, but after marriage they must be willing to have sex whenever their husbands want"

Nice to see that "touch the stomach" = pregnant applies to lesbian couples as well. Progress!

Well if chicken sacrifice is what it takes to not age like Lopez, I wouldn't be surprised if all of Hollywood had a special chicken sacrificing room in their house (or in the process of building one).

Quite like the minotaur bit.