The protests have to be heavily populated by “I don’t wanna see that” breasts, though. If it’s all Gigi and Kendall and bonafide hot chicks, everyone ogles and nothing changes. You need a lot of grandma boobs and two-different-cup-sizes boobs and post-non-cosmetic surgery boobs to teach guys that boobs are just body…

Again I find myself grateful that social media did not exist in my formative years. All the dumb shit I said, geesh.

“Being naked makes us human” sounds like a perfume ad in Zoolander.

I’ve been to naturalist resorts before, and while it’s amazingly free to walk around naked, there are a whole HOST of activities that are overwhelmingly uncomfortable naked. I played basketball and every time I went in for a layup I swore my tits were going to get caught in the net.

Now that President Obama has moved on, it’s actually nice to see the new leader of the free world sitting in the Oval Office, and also Donald Trump.

(Toxic) Shocking!

Yep, my 16 year old sister confirmed that this is because they are hyper aware of their online presence and want to be in control of it. It’s also a signal to your friends not to tag you either, which I get but...why are you posing for a picture in the first place? Why not just decline the photographer or turn your…

Reading a lot of Nancy Drew helped, too. Nancy was always the cleverest in any room.

I had the same thought. Feminism means protecting fetuses! And lower taxes! Feminism means never having to say Happy Holidays! My local diner serves Pepsi products instead of Coke, and every time I go I’m like “excuse me, I’m a FEMINIST.” Feminism is against net neutrality because women can profit from monopolies…

My favorite response to the “what if you just aborted our future president argument?” is what if the teenager you forced to have a kid was going to be our next president or cure cancer or whatever and now she is forced to drop out of school to raise a kid she never wanted?

For fucks sake, don’t want an abortion..........don’t get one!

Maybe I’m reaching for a silver lining but I’m at least happy that some of these people were spouting other “pro-life” stances like being against removing health care or the death penalty. I still think they’re wrong on abortion but at least I can appreciate the more logical consistency of their position.

Indeed...unless this type of science saves his life one day..or a loved one...then he won’t have a problem with it..once cured by “liberal scientists” he will just give thanks to god...that’s the type of brain we are dealing with here

“Feminism is about standing up for those who are marginalized in society,” she said.

Spencer did nazi that coming....

Every time there is an opportunity to lay bare his incompetence and fundamental indecency, and to point out the behavior rendering him unsuitable for public office, I will do it.

What can I say? I can’t resist a golden opportunity.

Your headlines are showering us in puns.

When Donald says that the press reporting bad things about him is “like Nazi Germany”, he appears to be casting himself as Hitler. Hero of the people, slandered by dishonest press and elites? Yep, Donald’s calling himself Hitler now.

I do want it said and again and again how this has nothing to do with conventional politics. Trump isn’t just wrong or bad (or even primarily wrong or bad) because he’s a Republican. He’s bad because he’s just a shitty human being who just so happens to have hijacked politics.