AJ is in my opinion, BY FAR, the most overrated entertainer/actor in American film history. And it isn’t even close.

Utterly awful. No need to call Scooby and the gang to unravel this mystery.

At least that would be a reasonably interesting story.

I wonder how much Angelina would care about the world if she couldn’t issue press releases about how much she cares. Paul Theroux had some interesting insights into this a few years ago. Isn’t the whole point to always make herself look so much better and more worthy than everyone else, which now includes her…

You just mentioned the two most disgusting candy items in existence and you’re questioning Haribo lovers? This is truly Trump’s America.

I like your assessment. These gummi purists are trying to exclude the far superior carageenan- and agar-based gummies from the group. It’s bullshit.

1. Swedish fish.

It should also not have juice inside of it. Bleh. That is hot garbage.

1.) Getting hit by a car

I’m so sorry you’re incapable of experiencing joy.

WRONG

“I’m one of those weirdos who likes black licorice.” I think we’ve isolated your problem. Your taste buds are broken. 

He strikes me as a guy who’d tear up looking at the morning dew.

First of all how dare you.

I appreciate Trainspotting and all, but Ewan is in this season of FARGO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the best part about the highwaisted jean trend is a reprieve from seeing everyone’s goddamned whale tail

I see what you’re saying. My anxiety leads me to avoid communication in all forms.

Just reading that, I felt vicarious anxiety.

I would have told the other guy to take the damn Crunch Box and put a lid on it, put some Social Distortion on the headphones, stewed in my own juices for the four hours it took to get back to New York and, after landing, hit the first good burger restaurant I came across so fucking hard and then angry-eat the whole…