It’s such an ugly way of looking at the world.

Wow.

She is.

Melania looks like she is attending the christening of the Death Star

Lina Lamont is the way to my heart. <3

This is goals? It’s an homage to silly putty.

That Asshole: my inauguration is going to be the yugest, most glamorous star-studded amazing event ever. All the biggest names are calling me up, begging to perform for me and my supporters!

Lena Dunham’s period has lasted 13 days.

“Yet if you did the same thing to an adult, it would be assault.”

And if you physically prevented an adult from leaving their house at 2 A.M., it would be kidnapping. And if you took away an adult’s possession as punishment because you didn’t like their attitude, it would be theft. On the other hand, if you refuse to give food, shelter, or medical care to an adult, you haven’t done…

Lena Dunham’s period has lasted 13 days.

I’ll watch anything Ralph is. He can make reading a phone bill intense.

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Ralph is mighty Fiennes!

seriously! isn’t this just a bit too pretentious? it’s a commercial for exercise clothes, FFS. No one has cured cancer our brought about world peace.

And while we’re at it, why are you spending money buying expensive brand-name toothbrushes and paste, when there are perfectly good fibrous sticks outside free to pick up, and they do the same job!

What on Earth is an advocate for Nike and why do they need one?

Yeah. I really like Twigs but I am really puzzled and (albeit unfairly) a little let down. She’s already done an Apple, Calvin Klein and now Nike ad campaigns...does she really need the money? That’s only been in the past 2-3 years. She also has a quote from this article where she says “I’ve always been a massive…

I like the dancing, but the narration reminds me a bit too much of the times I’ve spend with smug art students who like to get high and explain how gifted and special they are. I definitely have entered the eyerolling, “okay, kids” part of adulthood, “get off my lawn” is clearly not far off.

So I’m like a million fucking years old and I understand that this has become my get off my lawn moment but I really do miss a time when selling out was a bad thing.