You may be in luck! Mine has arrived early at age 37. It’s BLISS.

And never, ever forget that northern Illinois and southern Illinois are basically two different planets. It’s as hot and humid as the actual South down here.

This comment made my day. Thanks for the smile! :)

Have you tried the el-cheapo Get Cozy bra by Hanes? They’re built pretty much exactly like a good sports bra, but are thinner and less constricting. I’ve been wearing them lately for the reasons you described— I can’t STAND the girls just flopping everywhere, but they don’t need to be strapped in for dear life, either.

Bandelettes!!! Look ‘em up, seriously. They’re genius. :)

My grandma taught me this when I was little, and I’ve cleaned all of my rings with toothpaste ever since. :)

DUUUUUUDE maybe that’s what’s up with the whole “matte lip” thing— she has to use products that mattify and disguise that shiny pink inner lip area and make it all look uniform! Then it just caught on as a look, and....

I do not understand people whose bodies can move in that way. Mine is apparently not constructed in the same way that theirs are; I seem to be lacking several vital joints and muscle groups that would be needed to make those movements.

Holy cow, the marker for Greatest Duration is about an hour south of me!

That’s my favorite part of watching old home-recorded tapes— the commercials!!

Yep, we still have a thriving video store in my tiny Midwestern town, too. I haven’t personally been in there in years, but it’s still going strong.

Nah. It IS funny, except for the person who was named that and is horrified to learn its meaning one random day. :D

I’ve always wondered why people name their children Amelia... Do they just not know what it means? I can’t imagine naming a child something without thoroughly researching it first to avoid weird meanings.

I’m with you! This past Christmas we went to see Star Wars. It was the first time I’d ever gone to a movie on Christmas, and I think we may make it a tradition. I’ve never been in such a quiet, well-behaved theater!

That’s interesting to know! I guess I never put much thought into the origins of my tampons before. :)

O.B. tampons are wonderful! I often use a Diva cup, but if I choose to use a tampon it must be an O.B.

Do ya think they carefully ‘shop out imperfections on these baby pics before sharing them? Any milia, uneven skin tones, etc? Even though babies are already perfect in every way? Because that’s just the kind of people they are?

Just saw that one last night. :D

All true! I’ve always used monophasic pills and tend to forget about the bi- and tri-phasic versions.

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