Exactly what I was about to say— that's precisely why I want it! I ordered one too.

Too true. Just last month we lost a friend to CF at only nineteen years old. She’d been through so much, including a double lung transplant. It's a shitty disease.

What are the rules regarding love with an animated character?

It definitely helped the last time I was pulled over that the officer was smokin' hot. :)

I love this. :)

The same can be said of Southern Illinois. I know many people who were born and raised here with the most unbelievable drawl, and I can’t stop wondering how it came about. MOST of us don’t talk that way here, but there’s an entire segment of the population speaking with the full-on southern accent.

And twenty years later, I still catch myself singing that I have no legs. Though I have legs.

One of my favorite driving songs! :)

I think I heard that on The Blaze.

You got off easy when they picked that moose cock— I'd leave your neck in a noose in a trench and shot! Your whole family- shot! All your wizard friends- shot! Anyone who sold you pierogi- shot!

Talk about coincidences! I just watched this episode last night. :p

It really does get better, especially for this particular diagnosis. In my early twenties, I was a complete wreck. Now, at 36, I no longer qualify for the diagnosis. I take a few pills each day and try to maintain mindfulness, and I live a kinda-sorta-fairly normal life. Hang in there! :)

Hey Crabman- got milk?

I wanna try too! If you can see this, it did the same to me. :p

Damn skippy they did. I think it's only fair to include asexuals, another marginalized and misunderstood minority.

Jennifer, for me. It's sad, because I KNOW that there are some awesome people out there named Jennifer, but every single one in my life has been a horrible person.

My husband's bitch of a sister did it to me. I had a small, unconventional ceremony, and I wore a blue sundress. The few other women who were there dressed casually, as had been requested— except for this skank, who showed up in a blue sundress JUST LIKE MINE, only much shorter and lower-cut up front. Seriously,…

I never had to put up a fight or even bring up the subject. One month there was a co-pay, and the next there just wasn't anymore. I'm afraid that's not much help to anyone, of course, but yes, mine is indeed co-pay free. And I'm a Poor, so I appreciate that very much. The last thing Poors need is an unplanned mouth to…

I'm so sorry about your dog, seriously. I understand.

I must confess that I LOVE the smell— for itself, not just because it's on money. I have no idea why, but I find it lovely and sniff bills whenever I happen to have some. Meaning rarely.