That feeling in your knee, ‘Ye? That’s superfluous iron. Iron knee.

Are you high?

Reggie Bush

Those sneakers are hideous.

I agree.  She used to look lovely when she was married to Gavin Newsom.

She can’t dress for shit and she messed up her face with all of that plastic surgery. He’s just ugly inside and out. They both look tragic. 

What would you wear if you knew you were going to be arrested by the FBI at your Fort Lauderdale home?

I hope their bus crashes on the way home. Yes, I mean that. There is no fucking way these kids are going to grow up and be open-minded, caring, loving adults. They’re just going to stay virulent racists, and they look like they already come from privilege, so they’ll be rich and powerful racists. So we may as well…

They are rightly getting the public outcry and outrage they deserve. I’ve been following this on Twitter and wrote to both the school and the Covington Diocese. These kids didn’t just spontaneously become racists though. All those hats and t-shirts were likely purchased by their parents. I’d love to know how they’re…

Ugh, white people are the worst...

OOh my gawd!! Hoorrkk.

Speaking as a pasty Irish woman, when I was around 2, I found a bottle of what I guess I thought was water in the house (in Ireland). So I drank it. As you do when you are a toddler. Then ran a ridiculous fever and ended up in hospital. What was in the bottle? The water they washed my great grandmother’s dead body in…

I would say ‘Mexico is going to pay for it,’ obviously, I never said this, and I never meant they’re gonna write out a check, I said they’re going to pay for it

The mayor of McCallen has already said he doesn’t want dumbass to come down there. He’s pissed the reputation of his town is being ruined. 

I was curious where Trump was headed along the Texas border...he’s headed to McCallen (it’s literally one of the safest cities in the country), to tell them how unsafe the border is without a wall they’ve never had.

“When during the campaign, I would say ‘Mexico is going to pay for it,’ obviously, I never said this”

I would say ‘Mexico is going to pay for it,’ obviously, I never said this

I re-read this a few times and now I have suffered an aneurysm

Translation-”Oh shit, the national news has picked up on it. We better half ass some response before our customers give us the finger.”

My greatest accomplishment in life is winning the Caption This contest several years ago. I miss seeing that mess :(

“Very occasional friendship” = booty call.