They also promised us that they were gonna legalize weed as soon as they got to be President! 40 years later and we’re still waiting, boomers. You had ONE fucking job, man.

And then a friend shuts it down:

“I came here for easter service six years ago. it’s a big church with a past deeply rooted in [Redacted city] history. the sermon irritated me simply b/c it was religious and asked me to take a lot on faith (so i guess it was my problem with religion, not this church in particular)“

I’d like to go on the record here. Rihanna has my explicit permission to enter my bedroom and wake me up in any fashion she deems appropriate, at any time.

I saw someone say she looks like a Gelfling now, and... I can’t un-see the comparison.

This is fantastic. LMAO.

Caftan Liz Taylor is my favorite and also my spirit animal (p.s. This picture is also my avatar because I love it so much).

30 goddamned years? Someone could've murdered HER and gotten less jail time than that!

/sadly resets the "DAYS WITHOUT AN EMBARRASSING STORY ABOUT MY HOME STATE" counter to zero

This really was the best season finale I've seen from them thus far! While killing off a main character would have provided easy shock-value, I really appreciated how they chose to be thoughtful with who their main characters are now, and what that means. I was at the edge of my seat worried about Daryl and Glenn, but…

Breadstix R Us

NO.

AND IT WILL BE AMAZING AND WE WILL ALL WIN.

Bitch Better Have My Money!

I LOVE her tone in this. It's so perfectly Rihanna. It's like a... confident, gleeful dismissiveness.

And there it is.

Ooooooph, I HATE this hemline. It's not flattering on anyone, even Rihanna. Sorry RihRih, you done goofed here.

Will there be 38 divorces in 38 countries?

"Forgive me and truly understand that I am in no way shape or form a sexist and I am a huge fan of Mo'ne. She was quite an inspiration."

oh Jesus.