Paul Newman.

Yul Brynner could get all day, every day.

His name was Javier and I met him when I worked at the bookstore in college. He was super hot, but that's because all he cared about in the world was his body. Good for him! Good for him. But between working out and moisturizing and hair care and trimming and and and, there was...not much left. But super hot and…

They did it last year. Watched it a few months ago. I think it's called "Deadly Sins."

No Justin Bieber. This. This is how you do an underwear ad.

CAN EVERYONE STOP TALKING ABOUT THIS MORON'S DICK, PLEASE?

Whoever okayed that Bruce Jenner cover should go fuck themselves.

This:

CORRECTION: We are all this lady.

It makes me sad that the first non stage name that comes up on this list is "Paris Hilton" and that she is considered a Model.

A Model for how not to live your life maybe! (sorry.... I am just in a bad mood about Ted Cruz holding NASAs budget...)

Here's the thing though: Boko Haram has been murdering and pillaging for quite a while now. Why aren't we (We = US, Europe, Israel) interested in doing anything about it? Why aren't we putting resources into combatting them the same way we're doing in the Middle East?

Watch Rita Ora and Others Explain What It Means to Be a Superstar

Girl, hold my earrings. I'm fighting a Huckabee.

This is a little off-topic, but... I had a friend who showed up to my father's funeral wearing jeans and work boots. Because that's what he wears for his job. He took his lunch break two hours early so he could come and pay his respects and I thought it was lovely. He made an effort to be there for my family and we…

I'm fine with the slowdown. Keep it up long enough and we can decrease revenues from ticketing poor people, trim the budget, and fire some cops. Start with any that have had excessive force complaints.

Then don't look at this...

VERY SELF IMPORTANT. I had to do hospitality shit for his stupid band one time and he was kind of a shit to me and my co-worker. I just kinda ignored him but he was kinda snippy to my co-worker and she called him on it and he was all like... mockingly apologetic to her and then decided to turn on the charm and be…

was obsessed with this pic in high school