My best guess is a bunny-sheep-goat hoodie poncho. You know for those days or nights that you want that 3 random animal look?? And keep your head and shoulders warm??

Dealbreaker: Stinky ass shoes. Like clear the room stank that woke me up from a drunken stupor which pissed me the hell off.

That was Bob, not Carl in the butchering lineup.

I love kale!!! The best way to eat them, IMHO, is to saute them in olive oil with lots of garlic, a bit of pepper, salt and freshly squeezed lemon juice. THE.BEST. Fuck the haters. Give me your kale!!!!

I love this!!! I want all the dresses!!!

I used to work with a guy named Brent. He was dreamy. He resembled a younger Simon Baker from the show The Mentalist.

I couldn't give a rat's ass but Future the rapper's real name is Nayvadious. So did they name the baby Future or Nayvadious? I don't know know which is worse. :/

My 91 year old client would LOVE her. Seriously. He's a perv. Match made in heaven.

Look at all of the eye candy!! How delightful!!

Kate's boobs are fabulous. Blue Ribbon winners. Haters gonna hate!

Ribbed was the best description and then finish. I almost peed myself laughing.

Regina Hall and Kate Bekinsale are the best!!!!

Black don't crack FYI.

If i had the money I'd buy it and take a fat, oily, corn laden shit on it and FedEx it right back to him.

That gif is one of my all times favs!!! He is sexy, personified.

The only thing that needed Jesus was her acting....yikes.

One of my best friends got me to download the game and I hate her for it. I was stuck on level 165 for about 2 months and I FINALLY, FUCKING FINALLY beat it!!!! Ugh. Oh and this is the BEST.VIDEO.EVER. about Candy Crush. Language is NSFW!!!

I just laughed myself into a six-pack!!

Jezzies!! I became obsessed with finding those gloves and searched the internet high and low and I finally tracked them down!!!