miseryinmissouri
Formerly known as "Misery In Missouri"
miseryinmissouri

Just stop.

Dune II, huh? Don’t you mean DIINE?

Are my ears tricking me or is Stallone voicing King Shark? I don’t know how Steve Agee (the mo-cap actor) sounds.

All I remember was the chonky dog on the skateboard! Holy crap.

That would be hilarious. All for it.

the Joker’s costume includes a bulletproof vest filled with the badges of cops he’s killed

It’s so depressing looking forward to seeing Dune so much but knowing deep inside the reality that the sequel is surely not happening.

I thought it was good. I remember being initially concerned that they delayed the film (pre-Covid), likely for rewrites, but I mean come on. It’s not like the DC movies are all slam dunks in terms of filmmaking.  Just wait until the fanboys gush about the Snyder Cut despite it likely going to be a flaming dumpster.

Hopefully to be completely blown to bits

All I remember was laughing very loudly in the theatre when I heard that guy talk about “UNOBTAINIUM”

I like to think the Pink Floyd cover is a nod to Jodorowsky’s original plan to have them do the soundtrack to his film

Literally the dumbest fucking thing I’ve ever seen. And to think that everyone took the steps to actually film and preserve it? Good Lord.

I thought it was a good fun movie. We all need a goofy, heartwarmingly ludicrous movie like it in times like these.

I love showing this to people just to see how long it takes for them to start laughing. One of the funniest things I’ve ever seen.

Probably no R. Kelly songs, that’s for sure

They literally listed “sponsors” before “fans” and “community” in their press release.  You know damn well that Snyder just wants a new stadium and will likely still refer to them as that team name in private with all of his NFL owner buddies.

The true ending of Return of the King (battle at the Shire) would be pretty awesome to see.

I wish I could say when he loses in November (and inevitably throws a fit), that this would all be over, but assholes like him live to be 106.  Fuck him.  He is literally the worst human being to have ever been born in this country.

The cop who murdered that man looks all too comfortable and showing no emotion. As if he has done this several times before. Unbelievable.

Exactly