Why Your Owner Sucks, 2019
Formerly known as "Misery In Missouri"
miseryinmissouri
JUSTICE FOR DEADSPIN
Nice.
fucking Ellis!
Too much of mom’s chili
Exactly who I pictured, and then verified with a google search:
Fuck Thursday Night Football and goddamn everything right now!!!
Watching Vinny Testaverde Jr. complete a pass to Joe Horn Jr. would be the most XFL 2 thing ever.
Outside of San Diego, the Chargers should’ve been the team moving to Las Vegas. Or to the hottest area of the Sun.
The Cardinals played like they are REALLY motivated to get some soggy fast food at the White House next spring and bring Fredbird along, too.
Xi Jinping (on several subjects): “Good thing nobody saw that! I hope!”
Explains why he ran off the ledge in the first place.
What a dingus
Why the fuck does the spell little/lil’ as LIDDLE’
“Free the Juice” is the least surprising thing I see here
Now playing
Playing in the background (if I can hear correctly), because of course it was:
The way they cut down the top section of that stadium and tarped off the rest is possibly a crime in architecture and humanity itself.
+1 Sad!
Jared Goff looked like he was just woken up by a stewardess on an airplane.