miseryinmissouri
Formerly known as "Misery In Missouri"
miseryinmissouri

RAYSISM, DUH

Ironically that corner with the self-portrait and two mannequins, is also a jerk-off station

What an incredible headline for a fitting career.  I sure hope you guys have had it saved in your “drafts/save for later” for the last couple of years.

I’ve always thought it’d be great and hilarious for a reporter to catch him off guard and ask him which of the Presidents #8-15 (Van Buren, WH Harrison, Tyler, Polk, Taylor, Fillmore, Pierce, Buchanan) were most influential to him. And don’t list the names to him! See if he could be like any 4th grader learning the

Air it all out!

Now that Bob Ley is gone, he’s the only good ESPNer.

+1 Amazon Prime Day order!

Fingers crossed for that massive brain aneurysm to hit him any day now.

Don’t use that stall, It’s Nasty!

I think he meant “Good to be Asunder!

Marianne Williamson and Andrew Yang need to go the fuck away

Holy shit.  Culvers!?  Go to Winstead’s, Kevin, you dumb asshole!

I dunno, his voice seems a little....

Calling out old-time Deadspin commenter Raysism!

Which psychopath has the worst night on Twitter/social media, tonight: Lavar Ball, Trump, or OJ Simpson?

Proof that you’re not Drake, and that makes you just fine with all of us!

“Stop cheating!”

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Golden State-era Kevin Durant is very similar to “Hollywood Hogan” and NWO, being that he joined an upstart stable that was already doing just fine without him, really. But then they all kicked ass, and then they all fell apart eventually.