This would send the NBA Jam announcer into a “FROM DOWNTOWN!”/”WILD SHOT!!!”/”YESSSS!!”/”HE’S ON FIRE!” glitch.

“Will you Grit N Grind with me forever and ever, babe?”

Eli Manning: [Googles “Brown stuff”]

I’m sure his ratings will see a boost, because to his base Tucker was just “telling it like it is!”

On behalf of all old Gawker readers, I would like to say that “Bubba the Love Sponge” can be shot off from a missile into the sun. Tucker Carlson, too.

That is possibly Hamilton Nolan?

Easiest candidates are those who know the Jaguars the best:

This post could’ve been a little big schlonger if you ask me.

Weezer are a real life walking Meme-about-themselves-in-order-to-stay-relevant-with-the-cool-youths Band. I wouldn’t be surprised if they cover Phil Collins’ “Sussudio” next.

“Before” - Washed Out

She will be forever banned from the CFL and participation in the 36.5 Metre Dash.

+2 legit

Could the described attire (I know they keep it basic in these reports) had Patriots logo/s? I’ve never seen Kraft in casual wear, and obviously Pats merch and locker room wear is easy for him to snag and keep on hand. But I hope he wasn’t dumb enough to do that, especially in Florida or even at all in public.

Yes. A one sentence “Aw shucks! I won’t say anything else right now.” press release from Bob, at least.

Patriots.com is right now incorporating the Foxnews.com trick of “Huh? What news story? Look over there!! Yeah! LET’S TALK ABOUT SOME FREE AGENT PUNTERS, BABY”

Bob Kraft, channeling Pat Bowlen: “This one’s for me, the john!”

I had always thought it would’ve been an owner like Jimmy Haslam to get busted in a prostitution sting. But I guess there’s always still time.

I immediately did a quick general search on Twitter to find a blistering HOT TAKE about Dock Ellis, but so far no luck. You just know he’s got a blistering and juicy one.

Queen - Radio Ga-Ga