Good point. This is also true!

Drake: [heads home]

I chuckled about this, until I saw Travis Kelce (sweet throwback gear, guy!) and Patrick Mahomes were sitting courtside, and I immediately shuffled through the 70 million possibilities something like this will happen to the Chiefs next January, via football fuckups.

I’ve been waiting for years to hear the studio version of “Nothing Compares 2 U”, and this was beyond worth it. I saw Prince when I was 16 (2004 Musicology tour) and it changed my life.

Wow, this team’s motto truly should be “Nah, maybe we should just pass instead!”

I’d much rather prefer Gus Johnson’s goalgasms to anytime John Strong calls a match involving Ronaldo for Fox Sports. Good God, man.

Open my bank account’s doors, HAL.

mmmmmgooooooooooooooolllllllaaaaazooooo!

Now that’s one way to Expose a pitcher!

That lede photo either features Lupica just after he smelled his first fart of the hour, or embracing for his second go-round.

“AWWWWROOOOOOO!!!!!”

KING OF THE BASKETBALL RING, as Ted Cruz calls it.

Fuck it. All 30 teams in the playoffs. Every ‘marquee’ player sits out and all teams tank it all the way to April until the real fun begins.

Not in attendance:

“Oh yeah? Wait until Space Jam 2 with Lebron James comes out way before schedule in 3 months!!!!”

Donald Sterling: [applies for open part-time, full-time hateful job position]

Oh God, Curt Schilling is logging into the Internet right now.

Hey now don’t Pick on the guy too hard

+1 Wiiiild shot!!