I suggest RFK Stadium! It’s empty at the moment, and quite big, vintage, and colorful. Fits their style!
Formerly known as "Misery In Missouri"
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Peyton Manning: “Hmm hm hm hmm hmmm hm hmm!”
Belichick: [promises self to be the mega-asshole who shows up to work before everyone else]
AHEM. That’s future two-time former Raiders head coach Jon Gruden to you, sir.
[Trump]: “New Mexican agriculture? We don’t need that. I mean, believe me. I know.”
Guy with “Guy Fawkes avatar” online: “WOW THAT MOVIE WAS SWEET. I’m so happy my parents bought it for me on DVD when I was a teenager and I think I’m just so fucking cool because of it”
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Today’s John Legend’s birthday, and this album came out SEVEN years ago. Goodness. It’s still fantastic.
I’m kinda excited for Hamilton’s playoff Jaguars Junction post(s)
Florida/Miami Marlins owners, ranked:
A good rimjob immediately makes everybody in attendance get up and walk around to shake it off.
Duh. Drew’s post about how “the NFL is gonna fuck with everything (this offseason)” has of course, already begun!
Behold, the 2017 Deadspin Comment Of The Yeeeeeeaaaaaarrr!!!
He managed to finish THREE GAMES IN A TIE. Now that’s impressive.
Goddamnit. We’re all old.
Holy shit, I can’t wait to see the Bills Fans videos from this one. Bring ‘em on!
[Hops around]
Sometimes I wonder what it’s like in the alternate universe where Donald Trump bought the Bills instead of running for President, and all of his hot takes on Bills Fans (whom are the best at their antics).
Joke’s on Yuli, ever since he asked his barber for that Gumby hairstyle.