*Piano music plays*

So you’re saying... you want moar grill?!

It’s just you. And everybody else. 

Is it just me or does the side profile look like a Mustang?

Nice looking Mustang.

to be fair, 5am is when you have to leave to get to Ashburn by start of business

Gruden: Why so early, boss?

Shocking that the owner of a sports team in 2019 with a racial slur for a nickname would do something shitty. To a white guy, I mean.

5am? My Lord that’s early. I can just picture Snyder there in his office, across from a barely awake Gruden, stirring his coffee with a sleeve of gatorade cups.

The usual

A car sitting in a garage makes 0 horsepower.

Reminds me of Nicky Hayden.

The reverb off the buildings might make that the best spot to own one.

Dear readers:

Nothing a few minutes with a Sawzall couldn’t fix. 

Sounds like a GM smallblock with an automatic...

I’m pretty sure that when she’s finally tracked down, she’ll blame it on her medication/on NOT taking her medication, the stress of her job/kids/entire life, etc., followed closely by “This is not who I am...”

True story:

One fine midwinter day when my family and I were attending the local”winter fair” which is essentially a farming and livestock exposition...as I drove in the gates,I looked over to see a Honda fit with a goddamned horse in the back!!!!!! Ok, it was a miniature horse, but still. the woman driving had a cargo…

“Share and Enjoy”

Yes, because that is definitely the use case for 90% of the population.