Great segment.

Looks like a real...

Can someone please explain how none of his biting victims have punched him in the mouth? How is that not your first reaction? How does the shock/confusion not immediately turn into "okay, that guy just forfeited his teeth"? Dude just tried to eat you.

Parker projected $14.7 million and was paid $12.5 million

Obviously, Durant thinks he should be forgiven. But if there's anyone on that team who truly deserves to be given amnesty, it's Kendrick Perkins.