Oh man would I love to see just 1 year of the Brow and the Big Fundamental play together in the San Antonio front court.

We just got out. Don't worry, this Jezenazi Femgarbage post WILL be covered in class tomorrow! YOU DON'T MAKE MY RULES! WE OWN THE CLUB AND EVERYTHING IN IT IS OURS FOR THE TAKING!

I think Jack needs to explore the Parental Free Agency market. Just my opinion but he should sign somewhere else and take his talents to a new family unit.

Really? This is where you're taking the thread? Can't we rise above peensults?

Don't go to the strip club with less than $300. I'm fine with pre-gaming since that just means I'll spend more money on dances. If you buy a drink, tip well, and be nice, you'll have a much better time than most people (like the group mentioned in the letter)

I'm not surprised. Mike Budenholzer coming over from San Antonio (We miss you Coach Bud!) has this team playing like...a team.

Well...it's his team. I think he has the right to move it wherever he wants to get the best deal he can.

No wonder Pittsburgh didn't pay him. After seeing this hilarity I can't imagine what Mike Tomlin and the Rooney's really wanted to say about him.

Thanks for clarifying.

Two things:

Unfair

There is no other way

What do I need to research?

Are you shocked???

As liberal as I am, these bastards just need to effing die. They've clearly decided they want to drag the civilized world back several centuries but you know what, that doesn't work for us, so they should just be done here.

I BELIEVE!! (That Zeus took the form of Swan and banged it out with Leda and that's how Helen of Troy (The real mother of Jesus) came to be and you weren't there so you can't prove me wrong because there's no proof to the contrary and I know this is terrible grammar but eff your East Coast elitism and Praise Yaweh and…

Well done, sir, or ma'am, jolly well done

This is pretty cool. One request though, can you remove or isolate touchdowns and run the same analysis? This I would think is the largest statistical swing in player points.

This really needs more stars...