Greetings from the post-apocalyptic frozen hellscape that is the south. Let me tell you a bit about my day:

You're an awful person. But this is a great comment.

If you really want to feel bad for the turkeys, realize that the selective breeding has caused turkeys to have significant health problems that greatly reduce their lifespans.

Hack Swan

+1 shitty, unnecessary, publically-financed stadium

No command line, shame. I really wanted to try rm -rf / and see what happened.

That...actually sounds pretty par-for-the-course for Florida.

Where are you getting your battery capacity value? The official Google tech specs say 3950 mAh

Any word on battery capacity?

I know there are a few running enthusiasts around these parts, and since I don't come around here too often anymore I thought I'd (hopefully not repost and) get some thoughts on The Oatmeal's running comic.

I'm thinking about going to law school - not to become a lawyer, but because I feel that knowing the law will be able to help me in other unforeseen situations later in life. I wish to politely request that all the current lawyers tell me, fully and in no uncertain terms, why this is the worst idea I've ever had and…

I've always thought that wah-wow sound that personally identifies 70s funk for me was made with a guitar and some crazy effects. A couple days ago I found out it's actually made with a clavinet, which is apparently both an electrified version of a harpsichord and an actual instrument. I've been on a bit of a clavinet…

I gotta say, it feels really good to ask a question, forget you asked it, see an article related to said question, remember it, and find out you actually get referenced in the article!

Those not currently in a drunken stupor might remember a couple weeks ago I posted a video involving a group of guys swearing and playing video games. Now I'm finally getting around to posting another. Same group of people, fun times at ~5:45, ~9:35 and ~31:25, but you should look at the whole thing.

Auto Show DUAN!

He probably just liked all the cursing.

Schadenfreude DUAN:

I love ya, ya sumbitch. Never ever change.

ABC Drama DUAN:

So, who's ready to celebrate another 49ers Super Bowl win?