I was just thinking about where I read this earlier and my inner scientist couldn't stop trying to experiment with it. What would you do if you put a small drop of honey on the back of your hand? Just flip out or faint? Could you lick it off after like 10 or 15 seconds without going apeshit?

IT WAS RIGHT FUCKING THERE IN FRONT OF ME DUAN:

But you forgot the best part:

"he appears utterly disbelieving, like he just then realized what he's in the process of doing."

"Well every time we leave my dad's house I always comment to my brother how badly I want to suck on those bombs and he always says that I'm disgusting."

Dammit, I could not make that pull quote work.

Snap Into A Slim-Jim DUAN:

+1 inane plot twist

I want you to look at this and tell me you wouldn't like to see Stephen Hawking, with a wifebeater and backwards-facing cap, rolling along making beats on his computer.

Regarding B,C and D:

I have no life, so why not focus test DUAN:

To be fair, have you ever seen a cat penis? DUAN:

Slide or DUAN, redux:

"Goddammit, Dirk."

"And when you get a little fresh, I got to check you."

"It's about biding your time, and then eventually hitting on that one good idea that does NOT bore you."

"You're a college graduate and you know dick."

Der Westen newspaper simply asked: "Do you speak Loddar?"

I think of this joke when I think of the best Deadspin has to offer:

On the plus side, the town soccer referee and martial-arts expert, Sagdiyev, thought Masimzhanov's form was "very nice".