“might not feel like it John, but you are supporting Roseanne’s tweets, whether you’ve read them or not you know what she has said.”

If this ends up being an HBO TV movie, I could stand that..

seriously eat shit

As a resident of FTL, I got curious about “G Loyalty”

LOL. If Santa Clarita diet is “whipsmart funny” then I’m the freakin’ OA

Wait. Harry’s name is actually Henry???? Bye, everyone.

Rooting for Henry. That could be the face of a Henry.

The Florida episode was brilliant to me. Perfectly captured America’s droopy dong.

I. LOVE. ANDIE.

I could see Alison Brie doing it

Really? Because “secret affair”, “secret relationship”, and “keeping relationship quiet” seem to be recurring themes. Also, she’s a much better poet and they could talk about that.

Well, snarky, Jewel revealed that tidbit fairly recently in her memoir. I think it’s relevant.

Why is no one asking him about his relationship with Jewel? She made the talk show rounds! IDK why that is so fascinating to me.

LOLOLOLOL this is the best thing i’ve read all day

It should have been Shangela. I don’t know how else to say it!

There better be multiple Ferguson cameos or I’m gonna be like “NAH-NAH-N-N-NAAHH”

Please tell me what book this is. I love flower shade.

She won an Oscar bc the academy loves an ingenue

The only celebrity I’ve ever seen that is actually a radiant person is Nicole Kidman. She’s like, drop-your-jaw-because-this-person-is-literally-glowing beautiful.

Aww. Daisy is my cat’s name. She’s a little love bug who like sleeping with me and acting either as a hat or a scarf.