But like, why did you refer to Joe Alwyn as Taylor’s “ex”? They’re still together.

me, watching this:

This silly woman.

Uh, where was Taylor Swift during the 2016 presidential election?

“Oh no! My ripped P!nk shirt!”

I stan Audrey Landers! (Hepburn was ok but DALLAS)

Judy Greer*

Gwyneth Paltrow is “The Queen of the Libras”

I actually think about when he did that too

Rich is technically a good writer, but yes, he’s an asshole. This whole *handsome white gay guy rolling his eyes at the world* and then over articulating it is so tiresome.

That’s practically anything Rich writes.

I voted for Levine bc I didn’t think Gillum stood a chance. He came back hard, tho LATE in the game. Very excited!

YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS! Come thru, Texas queen!

For the record: That guy who attacked Rand Paul and broke his ribs is still a godammed hero.

Unfortunately, I listen to Dirtcast every Wednesday during my lunch break and I am very mad at all of you! If talking about neck lifts and babies in toilets doesn’t make you wanna hurl, Rich Juzwiak pontificating certainly will.

Clint Eastwood directing Beyonce. See, THAT is a movie I would watch.

Well, I think it started out with Beyonce in the lead role with Bradley Cooper. She dropped out, so they had to start all over again with Gaga. Yeah, it feels like its been dragging on forever.

Bobby. Girl.

If life were a Saw movie, you’d fall into the very first trap.

I just can’t.