I’m disappointed you went with “whipped” instead of “thrown back like a fridge caught in a nuclear blast.”

Eh, at least Clones sets the stage of a galactic conflict, which Star Wars is all about.

I still got two of the McDonalds glasses they sold to promote this movie. Sometimes I drink booze out of them LIKE A BIG BOY.

The Balls were a little far north to be balkin’.

Well, I generally come into the game at least fifteen minutes late, ah, I use the side door - that way Lebron can’t see me, heh - after that I sorta space out for an hour. Yeah, I just stare at the basket, but it looks like I’m thinking about taking a good shot. I do that for probably another hour after halftime, I’d…

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Good. Cannes is the only festival that puts business over art.

“Yeah, well... I’m gonna go build my own film festival, with blackjack and hookers. Oh wait, Cannes already has both those things.”

Oh don’t even get me started about me thinking it was a good idea to take a first date to see A Serbian Film just because she was Eastern European...

Why should he change his name? It’s the other guy that sucks.

Are you telling me this dude gets off on little girls with pigtails?

Films from the 11 century are often unfairly overlooked by today’s special effects-obsessed audiences.

Daddy, tell me the ancient legends of Disqus...

Well you get the dumb-ass of the day award