Warren was always the #2 candidate for Splinter.

Are we allowed to praise Warren on Splinter now? I thought the official editorial stance is that her dna test kerfuffle was unforgivable and therefore Bernie was the only chosen one... 

At least this time we can link them directly to the White House tweet in question, at least until they unlawfully take it down.

Yea, but since he literally knows nothing about anything, it adds up fast. 

Intelligent people do. Lying to the American public, just to protect his ego, should outrage everyone.

There’s always a tweet

Jeremy Renner is the guar gum of actors. I’m not entirely sure what he/it does - he/it is some kind of filler or binding agent or something? but he/it is in seemingly everything and producers think he/it is somehow an essential ingredient, but no one wants to consume him/it on its own. 

The fact there are earnest users of the Jeremy Renner app is the real story of this post. 

Schrodinger’s Trump

Gotta love those free market, hands off government Republicans who will support the fact Trump just literally ordered companies to stop doing business with China. 

He does have his undeniable charms. If he outlives Trump, every bar within a 20 mile radius of his house better make sure they have extra booze on hand because they’re going to be giving out a lot of rounds to patrons that he’s going to be buying to celebrate.

“Well, that’s one more miserable son of a bitch that I’ve managed to outlive.”

I was surprised and confused at first, but no, they’re right. It would go live, and IMMEDIATELY there’d be people making swastikas with corpses. We, as a community? We can’t be trusted.

Considering they both engineered and developed the “Summer of Love” and the entire hippie movement, and then snap back with the Reagan years should tell you enough about the deeply fucked up psyches of the Boomer generation.

He really screwed the pooch with that comment. Which, I’ll bet, is another act he will defend in a future speech.

Remember when he supported banning Muslims from working in the meat-packing industry and he said, “I don’t want people doing my pork that won’t eat it.”

Baby boomers are deeply, deeeeeeply fucked up.

But look at our awesome healthcare system that’s the ... checks notes... envy of the world!

Why wouldn’t Greenland want a piece of that? 

I'd imagine something like, "USA? Who wants to be a part of that shithole county. They don't even have health coverage!"

There’s an argument to make in a future competitive (and melting) Arctic that this could benefit US national security. I don’t buy that for a second as his motivation, but you could make the argument without sounding like an idiot.