I stopped watching the NFL two years ago because apparently everyone involved with the league other than Collin Kaepernick, who they ran out of the league, is a shit person

If stuff like this bothers, you just stop watching it. Find something better to do with your Sundays. You will feel better about not wasting a day…

Guess it’s time to go back to menthols. 

What’s the over/under on the number of times this year Giuliani claims 9/11 happened while Obama was President?

How has Scientology not scooped him up yet?

As an extremely outspoken atheist, I expect to have larger problems to deal with in the unlikely event that Jesus appears..

If Trump gets a second term and we’re not all dead, it’s going to be fucking hilarious and soul crushing when Trump finally gets impeached for doctoring a weather map with a sharpie and threatening to fire people over his thin skin rather than any of the Mueller/obstruction of justice/hush money payments/campaign…

I heard Falwell is hung like Jesus.

All of these horrible people who are only anywhere in life because of their dead fathers makes me think that the biggest benefits of a 100% estate and wealth transfer tax have nothing to do with revenue.

The Prime Minister of Israel beat him to that. 

Take your gun, put it in your mouth, and pull the fucking trigger.  Without people like you maybe this country can get back on track. 

I feel like that has “Jon Oliver special segment” written all over it.

Personally as an atheist, it really pisses me off that I’m never going to get to say “I told you so” after death.

The type of libertarian vision espoused by Koch is essentially feudalism based on capitalism instead of land. .

Buuutttt, if you aggressively develop it’s fossil fuel resources and quickly burn them, you might get there quicker than 50 years. /s

I guess I’m hopelessly confused here. Wouldn’t hard line conservatives want a movie to come out that paints liberal elites as inhuman monsters that want to kill the average man? Isn’t that what they believe about us already?

Why are they against this movie? Do they not understand that portraying negative stereotypes…

In a perfect world, her and Don Jr. will run against each other in the same overcrowded Republican primary and destroy each other in that way only siblings can.

Fucking hate this man and his fans so much. This most recent round of bullshit just drove me to the Ditch Mitch fund on the Act Blue page. Take my money. 

About time. I won’t be happy until leftists murder every last one of you. You all don’t deserve to live anymore. 

Require registeration of the gun in the name of the parents who buy them for their underage children, and then impose vicarious criminal and civil liability on the parents for every crime used with the gun. Mom and dad are going to get lethal injection for buying their son a gun. That will put a stop it.

I agree that his hand writing looks bad in that picture, but the cursive script I use when sitting at my desk writing on a notepad turned sideways to accommodate the angle of my writing, is a lot harder to make look good when I’m standing up leaning toward a fixed position easel. Agree with your judgment, but think I…