My personal fav is afternoon delight as well!

I once ate a whole watermelon at a summer camp I worked for in high school. It was a boredom thing, mostly. I think I was also trying to impress a female counselor (who wasn’t present, but I hoped would hear about the event), which gave me the required motivation to work through that fucking rind. The rind tastes bad,…

Hey, that snapping turtle is the most terrifying thing I’ve ever seen. I hate that animal and want it extinct.

We need 4 hippos and about 60 watermelons. Now

I honestly think the 41 presidents who came before Clinton had worse records on gay rights. In that gays had no rights and weren’t even a part of the conversation.

Quotes from the story, ranked:

Was in Portland and, whenever in Portland, went to Voodoo Donuts with friends. They had the doughnuts when we got there and one of our friends, the jokester, told me that I'd just eaten The Boobie. VD has weird names for some of their doughnuts so I thought nothing of it. It was a regular doughnut with pink icing…

I agree with everything you've said - apart from the references. I don't particularly want to be handing out my reference's contact information to anyone and everyone for one thing - who knows who could get their hands on it?

By a bit more work you mean a couple mouse clicks? Is LifeHacker now tailoring to Grandparents?

wth? What kind of article is this? Send this guy back to about.com