I say this to every bride that tries to complain about wedding planning, it's only as complicated and stressful as you make it.

I might even be the person that it is the night of and oh it is raining and I have to take the bus. Now it is sleeting out so I don't decide to go or I decide I'll go later when the weather dies down.

This seems more involved and elaborate than the 180 person wedding I planned.

In my family, prior to my dad's generation, every person had 7 kids. They were Irish Catholic which resulted in 7 children. I know 7<19 but I just don't know about making fun because the number of children she has.

There is a play in Chicago about this that is at the Goodman right now. I recommend it to any Chicago Jezebels.

That is it was funny. You had me worried at the beginning though.

It is a hybrid glare eyeroll smirk. Really phenomenal.

Preach Uncle Jessie!

Those remarks are more than dicey. Those are straight up triggering.

Fuck, Erin!

No. He got a PDOM and support payment agreement.

I find the phrase "real men" much more offensive.

Counter counter point.

I have never heard it used by a man in an actual friendly manner. It is usually used as an either clear insult or passive one so that if a woman says "Don't call me a bitch." the man responds with "JEEZ I WAS JUST KIDDING! CAN'T YOU TAKE A JOKE!"

Exhibit A: Jenna Marbles.

I've got nothing but Bey.

I'm always impressed when someone writes so much to say so little.

Lordy lord.