I don't know if this is better. The other one was a dance competion. They could claim no sexual intent. This video is making me all kinds of uncomfortable with the make-up and booze and etc.

Look At Me! Don't Look At Me! by Megan Fox

I don't know you guys. If there had been a JTT blocking tool for magazines/tv I would have been pretty upset.

Baby Beginners Pole Dancing by Miley Cyrus

As long as I receive the nickname "Big-Booty-White-Girl" there is a problem.

Me and My Ex-Daddy by Lindsay Lohan

Do you know how I say "roof"?

@Kitten is an 80s rocker: yes nincomPoop. I like it

@Scout: Have an "M&M" and the "baby birds" will go away.

My innner grandmother would like to tell Jessica to run a brush/comb through her hair before she goes out.

I wonder if compensatory type narcissist will become the trendy illness and replace OCD. I will wait for Megan Fox's self-diagnosis to find out.

Can we get a #theoriginalfergie tag?

@Tippi Hedren: Would you like some Valtrex?

Is the upgrade in relation to time served in the marriage?

@BAngieB: There is a 30% chance it is already raining.

@Ruby_de_la_Booby: She didn't even post the interviewer phone number on her tweet.

@1girl: We are good.

Coming up, Kristen Stewart apologizes for comparing criticism to disembowelment.

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