Has anyone ever played a tabletop RPG with a GM who insisted that players roleplay out the seductions of the NPCs because they took role-play way too fucking seriously, leading you to have an awkward, icky ten minutes?

No I think he was right. You read it as an insane version of a masturbatory rampage, but I read it as an insane rampage that ended in masturbation. That is, I think, closer to the truth, seeing as how he was not masturbating the entire duration of the rampage.

This is a good stylistic guideline, but it's not applicable here—his rampage was entirely insane, but it was not entirely masturbatory. Though you may be more interested in the masturbation (and hey, who isn't?), it was only a small part of the rampage and so carries less importance than the adjective "insane." As for…

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I was prepared to do some serious eye-rolling. Then I read your last sentence, followed by your user name.

I just don't get it.

Sure, we've got a Chinese game coming (albeit a spinoff), but Vin's ideas here are for a full game set in Kyoto during the Meiji restoration in the 19th century, the tumultuous era in Japan's history where the country ended centuries of self-imposed exile and embraced - quickly, and not without opposition - the modern…

I would adore the opportunity to play as a Japanese assassin in 19th century Japan this art is amazing. I'll be DAMNED if I'm gonna play another AC game.

They'd shorten the title to Assassin's Creed: Rising. AC titles have to be as generic as possible.

This reminds me that I need to track down another copy of Ape Escape 3 at some point. Talk about a series deserving of the HD Anthology treatment.

MGS3 is my favourite to date. But 1 is second. (10th anniversary is coming this Nov for MGS3)

Same here. I like the other ones. But MGS1 is just the best. I think I am partial not only because of the nostaligia but because its when I first met Grey Fox (the cyborg ninja).

Metal Gear Solid 1 for some reason is my all time favorite of the series. I don't know, maybe it's because of nostalgia.

Alright men, here's how it is since, I see it's a problem for so many of you. The key to not being creepy is to just not be creepy. I know that's hard for some of you, but just use common sense. There is nothing wrong with approaching a woman to talk but there is a time and a place for everything. The ability to read…

Seem? Certain people? I got news for you. Saying, "maybe women should form their own studio and make their pink games for girls" doesn't seem sexist to certain people. It is sexist as an objective fact. You imply that women should be segregated into their own studio because they and what they want are not "main…