Sounds more like "master-bators" of sex!

I'LL HAND YOU YOUR ASS

I'M HATIN' YOUR SPOONFUL

MY FOOT WILL JAUNT INTO YOUR ASS

I'm "broilin'" for "Brolin!"

YOU SHOULD BE CONTAINED

YOU ARE A PEST-ILENCE

Methinks these "nations" are about to be "dis-united!"

I call "shotgun" on this wacky road trip!

I'd like to "fire photon torpedoes" at the movie wizards who came up with "Star Trek 2!"

Tina Fey and Amy Poehler? I'd like to roost in their "Nest!"

The Windy City? Hope you guys aren't full of "hot air!"

I just can't keep up with Erin's "Cummings and Goings!"

Looks like I'm about to…