But I'll be damned if I don't hold them accountable for any resulting hooliganism.

Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew…

Whither Arabian Prince?

"They say in the garden, growth has it seasons. First comes spring and summer, but then we have fall and winter. I say that's stupid. Those losers just aren't trying hard enough! If I were president, we'd have spring AND summer going on at the same time, all the time."

On the subject of Zeppelin III, I would go so far as to say it's the best Zeppelin album. I like the variety it shows off, relative to its two predecessors- I remember the first time I heard "That's the Way", and how it shattered the perception I had of them from their radio hits.

E. Former Cars singer Ric Ocasek, but their lovemaking is accompanied by the song about his best friend's girlfriend, so partial credit if you picked (B). HAPPY will get revenge by fucking Todd Rundgren.

It's like Watership Down, except the bunnies are people. And also zombies.

Are they still in the South? I only watched the first season when they were near Atlanta. If so, I want the last episode being them all walking into a Waffle House and discovering it's been open and operating all these years, just doing business as usual straight through the zombie apocalypse. Holidays, natural…

I miss when rappers would tell us who they are and what they're here to say.

They ain't what they used to be.

The gays want to send your kids to S & M college! Which I assume will take away the completely wholesome experience of a bunch of brothers engaging in fraternity hazing.

Well, she's a hell of a lot more likable than Donald Trump, who's getting the most press of any Republican these days. Also, she's brave enough to come out as trans, he's too chickenshit to even admit that he's bald.

I'm comfortable saying that he and the Yankees truly deserve each other.

If I wanted something with ten feet, I'd write another couplet in this sonnet.

That's some remarkable foresight for him to organize and found the Women's World Cup twenty-four years in advance, and impressive that he found the time while he was still in law school.

I like to imagine Bart will turn out alright in the end. I was just rewatching "Lisa's Wedding", which on the one hand isn't great for Bart in that he references two failed marriages, but he enjoys his job and, more significantly, suggests going to law school once he gets all his aggression out. I love this line,…

But if you move out of that swamp, you can at least be an Ex-Fen Man.

I would have gone with Lincoln crying "You're tearing me apart, CSA!"

Can you fix that by pouring Red Bull onto one instead of the Mysterious Blue Liquid they absorb in commercials?

Three Ball Island? Sounds like the time-share in the Bahamas I co-own with Lance Armstrong.