I guess I blinked and missed this had even been released.

We're just tired of playing with shitty ones.

Wait, you're telling me this album isn't out yet. Feels like it should have come out months ago.

This was my first thought. He would have been my choice.

Good thing all this outrage didn't stop Frederick Trump from emigrating to the US from Germany 30 years after Busch.

Miniature American flags for others!

Not actually bagpipes
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I don't doubt that, and I won't be surprised if it turns out to be the case. But the headline says "officially signs on to play Star-Lord's dad .."

So where did they confirm he's playing Star Lord's dad? I've only seen (and the Deadline story only says) he's confirmed to be in the movie.

It was not thrown out. The prosecution just decided not to use it, probably because it didn't look good.

How many 10-year-olds were just screaming to see Tender Mercies? I wasn't. And my mom took me to see RoTJ on opening weekend. I guess that's where I went wrong.

“… the Force doesn’t get muddled into a bunch of gobbledygook,”

More like Spider-Kid, amirite?

Lemme guess. This is an over-the-top Oliver Stone-style satire. In a key scene, Schwarzenegger's Shapiro in court pulls out a Magnum .357 and says "Objection!"

You had me at "Also, his guitar is a flamethrower."

Doesn't Prince & The Revolution count as one?

Waiting for 8-Tracks to make a comeback so I can dig my parents' player out of the garage.

But will he admit to being in Gigli?

As Broadchurch begat Gracepoint, Sherlock begat Elementary, Prime Suspect begat Prime Suspect …

Achtung Baby is made by a "fun party band"? Wow. I mean, I love the album and I'm fine with people not liking it. But that has some pretty serious music on it. I guess if you listened to only the first two songs you could get the wrong impression, but the rest of the album? Not really.