Copycat reboot!

Not all singers can shine as effortlessly as actors as, say, Elvis or Mick Jagger.

Someone needs to take this kid’s movie career away from whatever morons are running it now.

Use Sinatra or Harry Connick Jr. as role models. Get him parts where he has nothing to do at first except be charming and handsome.

I kinda feel bad for him. It’s really clear that the industry really wants to make him a movie star, and he just might not be up to it. 

I never knew I wanted a Doctor Fate movie until saw Pierce Brosnan playing him.

I don’t understand this resolution at all. The owner went nuclear on Corden and called him out publicly, so Corden looks bad (continues to!). But then all it takes is Corden to say “I’m sowwy” and apparently abusive behavior to the staff is forgiven? Why would you want that back? Does Corden have that many devoted…

I don’t know much about the situation, but given that he just got outed as an abuser in headlines around the world, of course he’d give her back control of everything. There are a lot of eyes on him.

This handy chart for your convenience!

Season of the Witch had that awesome cover that scared the shit out of me in Jumbo Video when I was a kid.

It’s a one film list. It ended in ‘78 with Dr. Loomis looking down from a balcony not knowing where the Hell Michael ran off to.

I’m still hoping she cameos in a Christopher Guest comedy, seeing as they’ve been married for 38 years.

I’d flip-flop the top two

Damn. Have we finally found an internet video that actually might deserve that “Watch so-and-so COMPLETE EVISCERATE...” stupid click-bait headline?

“Listen, I’ve got the HOA bylaws in my hand right here, I don’t see a single statute against arcane hex magic”

The real reason the neighbors demanded it be taken down is the witchcraft powering the display was draining every neighbors life force one year per day

Yup. You’ll never understand.

Perhaps it’s a subtle call out to the A.V. Club for including Tom Holland, whose most famous role to date is a high schooler...

“throwing out the most banal Bond tidbits just to remind us that the franchise exists”

Can’t wait to see which one...

Judging by how closely they look to be following the game’s beats, that free for all in the parking lot with Bill should be cinematic as hell.